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[personal profile] borntired2019-10-27 10:45 pm

[Bludhaven]

At this point Murphy’s fairly used to the random odd jobs the Rogues MC keeps sticking him with. They’re not terrible, really. Occasionally boring and usually solo stuff. Today, he’s stuck with another prospect he’s never met before. Lichfield’s tiny, shorter than Murphy even, and seems reasonable enough. She agrees to drive the van from Bludhaven to Gotham and didn’t spend too much time trying to make idle chatter on the ride in. And they make good time, despite the traffic.

Gotham’s somehow even shittier than Murphy remembered it being. Sure, the weather’s nice. It’s cool, breezy, pleasant, the leaves just starting to turn… but that does nothing to lift the general air of misery hanging over the city. Or the spectacular smell of human waste and old, stale garbage. Pendleton and Lichfield drop their van ad unknown cargo off in an unassuming parking garage and walk a few blocks down the way to pick up their ride home. It’s in behind some busted row house, and as soon as they both round the corner Murphy knows this has to be some kind of fuckin’ test. This is one of the worst cars he’s ever seen that’s still maybe, possibly running.

It’s a station wagon. A staton wagon with only most of its wood panelling, even less of its windows intact, and so much rust Murphy isn’t sure it won’t simply fall the fuck apart if they have to brake suddenly.

“At least it’s not a Pinto,” Murphy mumbles when he climbs into the driver’s seat. The doors squeal ominously when shut, but they do shut. He supposes he should be glad it even has doors – and seats. It certainly has seats. They’ve got those awful beaded covers that clack loudly every time Murphy moves. It smells musty. It does, surprisingly, sputter to life relatively easily… somehow. The engine coughs and chugs like no tomorrow.

It’s not until he’s pulling out on to the street that he realizes there’s no radio in the console. There’s just the big, empty gap in the console where the radio should be. Of course. Of course there’s no radio.

Pendleton and Lichfield spend the long, long ride back to Bludhaven in a deep, awkward silence, broken only by the sounds of blaring horns and yelled obscenities from other drivers. It’s late afternoon by the time they limp back to Gotham, and the Rogues’ clubhouse is quiet when they finally arrive. There’s a handful of cars out front by the tattoo parlor, and a few more in the back by the row of mismatched motorcycles. They drive by one of the full patch guys out having a smoke, some wiry dude Murphy’s not met yet. He doesn’t even look up despite the car coughing loudly the whole way. By the time they park and Murphy gets out, he’s vanished back into the club house.

It’s less quiet inside. The radio’s on low on some rock station or other. Skinny guy from the parking lot’s nowhere to be seen, but there’s other members Murphy knows hanging out in the main living area. Mostly just the guys without rank. Eddie Nygma’s by the bar with a stack of files and paperwork and Crane’s off in the kitchenette getting coffee.

Eddie doesn’t even look up when asking, “Did it go alright?”

“It went fine,” Murphy answers, finding a stool by the bar to settle. “Traffic was shit, though.”

[nu test]

that's a great idea but consider this... what if you didn't

[charming]

Charming's not bad. Tiny little nothing town in the ass end of nowhere. At least it's warm. Getting into town feels a bit like traveling back in time, which is unsettling and not her fave. But it's also not unfamiliar. Less chance of snow at least. And hey, instead of her usual shit apartment she manages to score a shitty little rental house. That's a nice change, right? It's even pretty good for a shitty rental. (No steps in the bathroom this time!)

She's mostly unpacked already and looking for work. She lucks out pretty quick, which surprises her in a town this small. The local garage is looking for a paperwork minion, which suits her just fine. And they didn't ask a whole lot of questions. Even better. ...Incidentally, Caroline's pretty sure she's found some of the organized criminal element. Completely unrelated thoughts there. Yup.

So she comes home in a good mood right up until she sees the door. The goddamn busted up door. How the hell is she already getting people breaking into her house? She's only been in town a couple days. Fucking hell. The lock's busted and the knob is kind of fucked up, but it does actually close.

One tense sweep of her house later, she's left puzzled. Nothing's missing that she can tell. Nothing else broken. The fuzz dragons are all snug in their stupid big cage. Some stuff in the kitchen looks a little out of order maybe, but... Wait. Wait. Did some high asshole break in, eat her entire pan of brownies, and then leave?!

Oh wait no. They left a note. With several different people's handwriting. And lots of "sorry"s and frowny faces? Uh. Let's see here. Sorry, wrong house.

Sorry I got the address wrong :(

Sorry we ate all your brownies theyre good though


"We," huh? That's interesting.

Holy shit these brownies are fuckin great

nice ferrets

Sorry again about ur door :(


Caroline starts laughing in spite of herself. There's what, four or five different people writing here? And they took up a whole piece of paper apologizing for breaking into the wrong house. And eating her brownies, which they loved. And they liked the ferrets? She's kind of charmed, honestly. What the hell kind of town did she move into?

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It's not until a couple days into her new job at Teller-Morrow that she starts seeing really familiar handwriting. Oh man. This is gonna be good.
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[bludhaven]

3 am is probably a strange time to do laundry, for most people. For Sully, it's about the best possible time. Sure, he can schlep his clothes down the street a few blocks to the 24 hour laundromat without much trouble just about at any point - it's not like he's gotta keep 9-to-5 hours. But going in the middle of the night means it's empty. No people. No one to deal with, no obnoxious kids, he can turn off the radio without anyone causing a fuss.

And nobody gets to see the big tough guy with the laundry basket strapped onto the back of his bike.

Untying the stupid plastic thing from the seat is almost as difficult as tying it there in the first place. The laundromat's deserted when he wanders in, as usual. The old radio blares out tinny oldies through terrible speakers. He sets his basket down by the washers and goes to click off the radio before it gives him a headache.

Then, it's throwing everything in the laundry. Everything. ...And remembering to pull it out and actually sort it to different loads, at the last minute. It costs him more quarters but if he shows up with a pink shirt or some shit he's gonna get the shit smacked out of him again.

The clothes he's wearing could probably also use a wash, come to think of it. It's been... at least a day, he hasn't noticed, really. The laundromat's empty, too. Nobody's gonna care if he sits there in his boxers reading a book for a little while.

He's just pulling of his kutte when he hears the tiny ding of the door's bells. He looks up in time to see some red-headed chick wander in with her laundry. At 3 am. Shit. Good thing he wasn't taking off his pants already.

He hastily tugs his kutte back on like that's what he was totally actually doing anyway and nods a hello.

[test post]

Hmph. Replacing that soft serve ice cream machine cost a lot of money. Don't do that again.